Haunted Október

~Sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want~

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How the heck do humans manage to have sex after a dinner date with drinks and what not? I can’t even think about looking down after I eat. All I can focus on is getting to the washroom to take care of the situation. I’d never ever ever be able to handle it! You’d hear everything sloshing around and absorbing 😳

Jake

Me: don’t wear that cologne. You aren’t the person you smell like!

jetbag:

who’s ready to fuck up their sleep schedule

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